Rules and Guidelines:

2006-05-25 [Caramela]: heheheh plus im working on something called the maintenance man!! =o

2006-05-26 [Lady Di]: now THAT's gonna be good

2006-05-26 [Twilight of Your Life]: has anybody read my story? It's on the main page under my name.

2006-05-26 [calico jac]: yea i thought it was pretty good

2006-05-27 [Aina Terveisin]: I liked it too!

2006-05-29 [Twilight of Your Life]: thanks. lol

2006-06-05 [Caramela]: IM ALMOST DONE WITH MY STORY!!!

2006-06-05 [Lady Di]: took you long enough :P

2006-06-09 [Caramela]: HeHe shush you =p

2006-06-12 [Lady Di]: :D oh make me

2006-06-13 [Caramela]: yay i finally postededed it and such!

2006-06-13 [Deleted user]: I finally got around to putting mine up :3 it'll probably get longer if I ever get a private laptop again to write more chapters.

2006-06-15 [Caramela]: -applauds- very nice [Deleted user]

2006-06-15 [Deleted user]: My crux is that I'm such a writer-writer, I put alot of story into it, too much for some people. I promise to add more chapters soon, I've got 4 and 5 planned x3 Just need the time to write 'em.

2006-06-23 [Aina Terveisin]: Wow [Deleted user] very nice story, very nice detail.

2006-06-23 [Deleted user]: *Shrugs* I try to put that kind of detail into everything I write, even with other people on here. If only they could do likewise more often :/ *sigh*

2006-06-23 [Aina Terveisin]: Yes I know what you mean lol

2006-06-23 [Deleted user]: My main fellow writer-style... friend for fun shall we say, is on EP, but unfortunately, he lives in ohio where those storms just hit so we're a bit preoccupied with other things.

2006-06-25 [Aina Terveisin]: Ah I see

2006-07-22 [Nurse Candy the pizza girl]: I've been working on something, have two installments...it's kinda brutal, though (forced submission but not rape), in fact, people could die. Is that acceptable?

2006-07-22 [Deleted user]: I don't think that it has to appeal to everyone's tastes :P but it has a much better chance if it does. (If it didn't, I'd be writing much more... "informative" stories >_>)

2006-07-22 [Nurse Candy the pizza girl]: Thanks =)

2006-08-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *twiddles* I just entered a story, but it's not porn. I mean, it's sexual, but not _porn_. Does that still count? It's more.. foreplay.

2006-08-14 [neon_butterfly]: I would say it fits here ^_^ It's different, but that can be a good thing. It makes a welcome break from the sexsexsex obsession XD

2006-08-14 [Little Miss Leo]: <3 Thank you for the boost in hope! ^_^

2006-08-15 [Deleted user]: Hey, mines different from that too :3 its a proper story. Like all great stories, you should be able to enjoy it so much that you don't HAVE to read the sex scene but still love it.

2006-08-16 [Caramela]: HEEEHEEE I got daily sex story WOOT

2006-08-22 [Dreams of a savage nature]: Congrats!

2006-09-10 [Roberta]: come on ppl do more im so horny i need to read one or a new one

2006-09-11 [Aina Terveisin]: I agree lol

2006-09-11 [Little Miss Leo]: Okay! ^_^
I wanted to ask if there was a policy on Fanfiction. I'm guesing there probably is, and I just skimmed over it, but yeah. Just double checking.

2006-09-11 [RitoriMisu]: Technically, so long as you put a disclaimer at the top of the page as to who the characters/world are copyrighted to, fanfics are a-ok. ^_^

2006-09-11 [Little Miss Leo]: Sweetbeans! ^_^ Thank you!

2006-09-11 [RitoriMisu]: No problem! ^_^

2006-09-26 [~AzureSkyy.-]: Are MSN cybersex conversations allowed? :D
The one I want to submit is rather long, as lines go, but I dont think, that if you compressed it together, it would be -too- lengthy ... But hey, not all of us want get off in raceway-breaking times and end the story. =b

2006-09-27 [RitoriMisu]: Ah... So long as you have the permission of the other person, then yes.

2006-09-28 [~AzureSkyy.-]: I've thought it over, and don't want to, besides. I'm taking it down. Thankyou, though, for answering.

2006-10-24 [Prince Albert]: I just added mine. FYI it's perfect if your in the halloween mood. but not if your into rape and death n stuff. . . but that's what makes it a good read for halloween lol. [horny angel babe 69]and I are really just looking for feedback.

2006-11-01 [Dreams of a savage nature]: should I add a part 2 to the Adventures of Johnny: Monster Cock?

2006-11-02 [fuckin' slayer]: yes!

2006-11-03 [calico jac]: do it!

2006-11-03 [XXXXxxx]: hell ya.

2006-11-06 [fuckin' slayer]: totally!

2006-11-06 [Deleted user]: I really wish I could get myself to write more of my story ;_; but I haven't gotten enough of a response to it yet... and I didn't have a hard-copy of what I'd already written saved to this new computer ^^;

2006-11-06 [XXXXxxx]: hay we need more stories

2006-11-06 [Lady Di]: well then write one :P

2006-11-06 [Roberta]: we want more stories!!!

2006-11-06 [Aina Terveisin]: I agree!

2006-11-06 [Lady Di]: *shakes head* you should be beggin' the people. or write more yourself :P

2006-11-07 [Deleted user]: Decided I should add a description to my story :3 I'm planning to write more soon ^_^ note: planning >.>

2006-11-07 [RitoriMisu]: Please welcome [Tempted], guys. He is a good friend of mine, and an AWESOME writer. ^^

2006-11-08 [Lady Di]: uh yaaaaaaaa. that story of his is amazing

2006-11-08 [Tempted]: Thank you, Lady Di!! That makes me happy-happy. ;-)

2006-11-08 [RitoriMisu]: ^_^

2006-11-08 [Lady Di]: *shrugs* it's true

2006-11-08 [DarkCharmedOne]: does anyone like me storey

2006-11-08 [XXXXxxx]: thats you!! hell ya!!i showed that to my friends and we went ina a orgie after.

2006-11-09 [Lady Di]: hahahaha

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: I have the urge to write disturbing yuri.. with one of the parties being immaterial... And possibly non-consentual.
Well, this is new.

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: xD

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: >> << >> Sometimes, I disturb myself. :P

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: You disturb me too. -petpets-

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: The vase shatters into a thousand glittering pieces as it slams into the wall.
“Missed me,” hisses the voice, a snarling whisper in her ear, cloyingly malicious. She feels a finger running down the length of her spine and whirls around, only to find air.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: A soft laughter near the closet sounded like an ill wind in the brush. Her hand flew out and a cup picked itself off the desk and slammed into the wall next to the closet door. Before it struck the wall, it hit something in mid air. There was a slight blurring of something, almost like a mist, before an angry hiss cut through her thoughts.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *laughs* You changing my words around on me?

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Nope continuing your story. It's an old game that helps us both hone our writing skills. It's your turn.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Wait, though, who threw the cup. :P That's worded in a confusing way.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: I worded it with a specific idea in mind. It's your turn. You can clarify my wording any way you like, or you can ignore it and continue on in a different way. The only rule is, you cannot change something already written. If, for example, someone gets shot, it's considered cheating to make them 'un-shot' when it's your turn.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Well, you gotta straighten out your verb tense, cuz I started it, and I started it in present tense. :P

She looks around, caught in a mix between anger and fear. "Get out of my head!"
“Your such a pathetic little thing.” Comes the laughter, just behind her once more. Hands flatten themselves against her shoulder blades and slide down to cup her ass through the fabric of her jeans.
She jerks around again, expecting to find emptiness, and ending a hairs breadth away from it's body.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: My verb tense is fine, you just need to figure out my meaning.

Fear froze her as she looked at the half-formed body of smoke towering over her. Lips too real to ignore peeled back away from a mouth so full of teeth it would make a shark run in fear and drops of... something formed and dropped onto her, becoming real as they left it's body.
"You will suffer for your impertinence!" it hissed.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: :P No it's not. It's past tense, and mine is present. You say "fear froze her" I say "Fear freezes her" See?

O-o Woah. Not at ALL what I had pictured either. Give me a minute to think.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: You have to think fast. And why would I suddenly shift to past tense? THINK! THINK! ;-)

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *pouts* I dun wanna think. I'm a cute enough to get away with just getting my way without it. :P
Because.. she's.. dead?

It's not so much thinking fast as this just suddenly no longer being anything like the story I had in my mind, which I suppose is fine, but my muse is usually fairly one-tracked, and I do have my qualifications for what I'll write and what I wont. :P
I'm prissy and prude, you see... :P

2006-11-09 [Absent]: <_< >_>
And Nebraska Boy makes an appearance! Go me?!

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *snorts*
*pushes you into a corner* Shhh. If they notice you, they may just attack.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: If you don't want to play, that's fine. Just admit resign... give up. Admit I won. I'm sure that would be EASY for you, wouldn't it? *purrrs* It's soooo easy for you to admit defeat, after all.... just because a little story went somewhere... off track, hummmm?

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Pah, they can attack me if they want. If they wanna be mean let 'em. I know what's important and what isn't. Why? Is this the same as the "non" on ET? And about this co-op thing. I don't think anyone agreed to a challenge.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: And Baka - feel free to take the next turn. But you have to give it your best shot, not just something half-assed. You really have to try and take the story somewhere.

2006-11-09 [Absent]: My friend, I half-ass nothing. Besides, I don't write anymore. I used to. Now I edit.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Darling, just because I have standards for what I'll write does not mean that you won. I'm hardly defeated just because I don't want to play by your little rules. I enjoy my dignaty.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Baka - Good - when this little game is done, you've just volunteered to edit all the crap out and tie the story bits together. ;-)

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Tsk Tsk. Sleepless, don't pout dear. I was trying to play a game. I don't make the rules. If I did, they would include you sending certain photo's my way....  ;-)

2006-11-09 [Absent]:
Suddenly the door flew off it's hinges, slamming against the opposite wall.
Daemon stood in the doorway, a look of utter disinterest adorning his face.
The demon (for lack of a better description) fully materialized suddenly, expecting a fight. After all, he had just attacked the man's interest. Without a word, Daemon casually strolled into the room, looking at nothing, but seeing everything.

There, I tried =p

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Whose turn, Sleepless - you want to take the next turn or do you want me to?

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Here - I'll try... The daemon turned towards her, it's skin crawling as if it had difficulty holding this form. For a few moments, it almost looked like a middle-aged man with glasses...

She took a step back and noticed the ghost was gone, as well as the room she had just been in. She was in a hospital outfit and seemed to be sitting on some sort of cheap government-issued chair. She felt... fuzzy. As if drugged, and as her hand came up to push back her hair she saw a hospital tag on her bruised wrist, "Tamsen, Andrea 11/14/86" it proclaimed, in the short stocky type of a manual typewriter.

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: -stalks the nameless girl and the cloud of smoke from the dark recesses of the closet, and loses them when reality shifts-

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *ponders*

The demon itself was slightly taller than both of the others in the room, and it seemed to smile with garnet lips, at the newest entrant in it's game. "Hello, boy." It cooed in a voice that felt like velvet rubbed the wrong way.

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Tempted Sleepless was going to go next.

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: Goddess this is going almost to fast to follow...

-shivers in slight horror at the sound of the thing's voice, carrying across the rift in reality-

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Baka - that's allright. She's still a bit stunned on what a big ass I am. I'm talking to her in private and telling her I wasn't REALLY wasn't trying to rape her story. Just have some fun.

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: -creeps up behind Tempted irl and shoves her huge strapon up his arse- RAPE THAT! xDD

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *snorts*
*cheers for kieli* Go you!

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: -laughs manaically-
...
-cant spell-

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Ugh - mine's an EXIT-ONLY Kieli. I'll give you 30 microseconds to get that thing away from me before I become.... unamused.

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: ROFL. -takes it out, but waves it in your face- BEAT THAT! -sounds like that hotwheels commercial- O_o;;

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: Get on myspace IM already! o_o

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Oh me, oh my. :P I'm taking a break to eat lunch. Try not to get fucked by too many demons while I'm away.

2006-11-09 [Absent]: *covers himself* Yeah...exit only here too. =p

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *laughs* Silly boys.

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Silly Mouse.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *yawns* Well then. How is everybody?

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Pah, you already know how I am. Thoroughly occupied by Guitar Hero II.

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: Eh, bored now. o_o

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Soo.. Kieli.. Wanna make love in an entirely non-serious way?

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Can I watch the hilarity?

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: Hm. I'll have to think on that. -humps your leg while she thinks-

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Only if you promise to keep your hands where I can see 'em

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: I'm out. Girl on girl doesn't do it for me unless I'm invited. Sleepless - sorry to bother your story. Hope to talk to you again sometime. Baka - nice meeting you! Kieli - TTFN.

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: Where are you going? o_O?

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Hahahah. If girl/girl doesn't do it for you, what were you doing with my story anyway? I forwarned at the top that I was thinkin' yuri.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Gonna go see if anyone has asked me any questions on the pagan boards. Possibly see if I got a response from a hot chica I've been stalking. You know. Typical stuff for someone to do on-line at midnight.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Storytelling is all about flexibility. Just because it's not my thing doesn't mean I haven't seen it before and can't write about it.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Man, I wish I stalked hot chica's. :P

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: HAHA -- This guy just messaged me to tell me that his friend liked my pics so much that he pulled down his pants right there and wanked off in his bed. xD

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Sleepless - please refrain from the heavy sarcasm. Your dom is showing and it's not pretty. Play nice, deary.

2006-11-09 [Absent]: ...wow...doesn't take more than a couple pictures for some guys...

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: Talk about defiling your friend's living space. Isnt that against some sort of guy code? And btw theres more here: Vixen's Pics

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Nah, it's not against any code. If the other guy is a really close friend, it happens sometimes. not with me mind you, it takes privacy and more than pictures for me, but hey.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: But.. but.. some people enjoy my heavy sarcasm...

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Oh yeah - if some dude I knew stripped down in front of my comp to try and get busy, I would bodily pick his ass up and throw him off my third floor balcony. No foreign spunk on my keyboard, thank you.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: And I only play nice with the ones I loove.

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: LMAO. Its like never touching the tops of your beer bottles. Man Law.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Sleepless - *sigh* your still mad at me, I see. Should I roll over and expose my throat? Would that make you take it down a notch or two? The best way to win me is to play NICE, damnit. THEN I let you get rough. But you have to show me your trustworthy first.

2006-11-09 [Absent]: She's not being mean. Trust me, that's not her mean.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *smiles sweetly* You'd like to see me mean though, neh?
<< >> <<

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Totally. Rage is hot.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: :P Would you roll over and expose your throat?

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Me? Hell no. You know me. I'd make you fight for it.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *grins* Good.

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Heh, no easy beating for you. You're not my "master" =p No one beats me that easily, if at all.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *looks affronted* What's with everyone and this master thing. I thought it was pretty obvious that I was female, and thus a Mistress. My god, some times I just wonder what the world is coming to.

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Peh, I think Master(Mistress=p)/Slave is a bit unappealing, myself.

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: o_O;

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Whatever happened to the old fashioned STRAIGHT sex with the donkeys, dogs, midgets and ice cream?

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Saw a very disturbing video of a midget crawling inside a woman once...can I just stress very disturbing.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Man, I've always loved my sex kinky. You know, with all that weird stuff, like NOT donkeys, dogs, midgets, or icecream.
:P But I suppose I'd be willing to try it the vanilla way.. Maybe. You know?

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Bondage is cool. Sometimes a little odd, but cool. And red...there has to be red.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: And hieghts. And glass-bottomed hot tubs. :P

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Ooh, and panties. Red or white I guess...doesn't matter too much.
<_< >_>

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: So rich, so pretty, the best piece of ass in the whole damned city...

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Pah, she doesn't have to be rich. She just has to be named Rachel...and act like Rachel...and look like Rachel...and...well...yeah.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Baka - did you HAVE to go there?

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: And Sleepless - HAHAHAHAHAHA Me. VANILLA!!! Oh, you make me laugh!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2006-11-09 [Absent]: That's...a very...odd laugh...and yes. I did, do and always have to go there.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Silly Baka-san has it in his head that I'm so special..

2006-11-09 [Absent]: No one beats you, dear.

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: *sigh* I guess that means a T-bag is out of the question, eh, Baka-san?

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Yeah sorry man, I don't go for guys.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: *laughs*

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Goodnight world. I'm off for my beeeaaauty sleep. :P

2006-11-09 [Tempted]: Whatever. Night guys and ladies. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: Sweet dreams, all. May they be suficiently smutty, as everything should be when it comes to this site.

2006-11-09 [Absent]: Hey Tempted, don't be so quick to think people are being mean. Anyway, goodnight guys and girls.

2006-11-09 [Lady Di]: holy shit on a flying fruitcake.. i leave for a couple hours and look: 4 flipping new pages of comments! ahhhh why me??

2006-11-09 [Little Miss Leo]: :P Sorry. That was my fault.

2006-11-09 [Lady Di]: yay now i have someone to blame it on! *points finger* YOU! :P

2006-11-09 [RitoriMisu]: xD

2006-11-09 [Absent]: o_O Don't you love talking people? So much more fun that quiet people...

2006-11-09 [Lady Di]: *nods* hell ya i love talkin' to people

2006-11-10 [Absent]: Heeey do you remember me by any chance? Sent you a message a while back about changing my name?

2006-11-10 [Lady Di]: lol yeppers i remember you

2006-11-10 [Tempted]: New Story everyone. This one's not nearly as good as the one I posted earlier, but I thought you guys might get a kick out of it. It's #15... First Date

2006-11-13 [Free at last]: Masters Words First one I have done.

2006-11-13 [Lady Di]: [Free at last], you're link doesn't work

2006-11-13 [Little Miss Leo]: It works up on the pge..

2006-11-13 [Lady Di]: huh?

2006-11-13 [Free at last]: Ok that should work now

2006-11-13 [Absent]: She meant that the link up on the list worked fine.

2006-11-13 [Lady Di]: theeeeere we go. now it works

2006-11-13 [Free at last]: Aye go easy on me. I aint a writer.

2006-11-14 [Lady Di]: lol s'all good

2006-11-14 [Little Miss Leo]: I'm writing a story, and there really isn't much sex, but I figured I'd put the one paragraph of it here, just for kicks.
She's actually watching herself, in case anyone gets really confused..

The fire was out, but there were a few scattered candles, giving her the silhouettes of the pair. They were laying naked on the couch with just enough light to catch the edge of her shoulder, the expression on his face. And she watched, voyeur that she was, taking a slice of stolen pleasure. She watched the way the girl straddled his hips and leaned down to kiss him, the way her took his hands and guided them over her chest to her hips, her head thrown back and her hair spilling down her body. She could hear the sounds of revelry, muted and muffled. The young woman tensed, trembled, and cried out.
The window dimmed as she rested her head on his chest, and he put his arms around her.

2006-11-15 [Aina Terveisin]: Nice....I like it

2006-11-17 [Caramela]: hmmm working on uhhh part 2 of "the coahc" ;)

2006-11-18 [XXXXxxx]: hmm well. each to there own i think it need to be made mopre clear and be given more a a direct path of events

2006-11-20 [Caramela]: just needs a little bit of changes to the reference to "him/her"

2006-11-20 [RitoriMisu]: -hands out badges to the featured authors-

2006-11-20 [Lady Di]: hey do i get a badge cuz i'm the mistress of this place *innocent grin*

2006-11-20 [RitoriMisu]: You got a Contractor's badge, deary :)

2006-11-20 [Lady Di]: soooooooooooooooooooooo???? :P

2006-11-20 [Caramela]: i wanna be something so bad @_@ -rapes everyone-

2006-11-20 [Little Miss Leo]: Eheheh!! I got a badge! WOOHOO! >> << >> :P

2006-11-21 [RitoriMisu]: xD

2006-11-21 [Absent]: Can I get a badge for being an ultra cool uber-editor?

2006-11-21 [Little Miss Leo]: *sticks out her tongue* Only if you write that story and get daily sex story too?

2006-11-21 [Absent]: Hey...I already told you, I can't write that until I find a better word for pussy.

2006-11-21 [RitoriMisu]: Just use one of these! -points down-

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bawdy cleft, beaver tail, bottom in front, bush pie, button groove, cavern, cockwash, crack of heaven, dead end street, Deep, The, dormouse, downy cave, female coital apparatus, female genital appeaser, female genital inlet, female genital mouth, female genital receptacle, female genital slit, female genital passage, fat rabbit, female netherland, female interlabial oven, female lower mouth, female organ of generation, female hiatus, female organ of reproduction, female pudendal canal, female pudendal inlet, female slit, female sex(ual) organ, female sexual organon, female underbelly, female's lower kisser, flesh wallet, funk hole, funny bit, fur chalice, furrow, furry mongoose, fuzzy-muzzy, gap, garage, genital chamber, genital hiatus, genital slit, genital smile, gentle trap, golden gate, greedy pussy-lips, gut entrance, heaven's porthole, honey pie, interlabial slit, inland passage, Irish fortune, Irish pasture, inner self, interlabial hiatus, interlabial sanctum, interlabial sanctum muliebre, hymeneal waterfall, ho cake, hog-eye, hole of content, hole to hide it in, Holiday Inn, home, home sweet home, hee, hefty clefty, hanging basket, happy hunting grounds, harbour of hope, gutter, grumble, hairy axe wound, grease box, grin, grotto, growl, the, gate of life, generating place, gib tenuck, glamity, gentlemans pleasure garden, gaper, gape over the garter, G, fuzzy-bunny, fuzzy cup, furry letterbox, front parlor, front passage, front room, front window, fruitex vulvaria, front entrance, fuck hatch, fleshy part, flower of chivalry, fornicators hall, front attic, front bottom, front door, fount of femininity, fresh axe wound in a bears back, front bum, flat tail, fish-box, female pudendal slit, fiddle, fish city, female perineal cul-de-sac, female pudendal chamber, female pudendal funnel, female pudendal gimcrack, female pudendal hawsehole, female gimcrack, fascinating furpiece, female gewgaw, empty tunnel, end of the sentimental journey, envy-city, dumb squint, dearest bodily part, dark paradise, devilish thing, dingleberry, dirty hole, covered way, crooney, cunker, cockshire, cockpit, conchita, Cupid's alley, Cupid's anvil, Cupid's arbour, Cupid's cave, Cupid's arms, Cupid's hotel, Cupid's corner, Cupid's cloister, Cupids ring, cut up, cylinder, Cyprian arbour, Cyprian cave, Cyprian strait, clodge, cloven stamp of female distinction, clowt, coal scuttle, cock alley, cock hall, cock hotel, cock-holder, chocho gordo, chuftie, circulus vitiosus, claff, cladge, cleft underside, catty-cat, cerassie, Charley Hunt, Charlie Hunt, cheese factory, chochito, c-word, Cambridge punt, brat-getting place, break like a shotgun, bit of fish, bliff, blind entrance, blit, blivvet, blind alley, bloomer pudding, Bluebeard's closet, Boris, bower of bliss, bearded leisure center, bayonet wound, bag of tricks, bank, barge, bath of birth, beef box, belly entrance, belle chose, best-worst part, bilabial trump card, baby chute, Anthony Blunt, aunt Mary, aunt Maria, agreeable ruts of life, all pink on the inside, vulvar interlabial slit, wallet, wame, velvet tunnel, Venus' cell, Venus' honeypot, Venus' secret cell, Venus' mark, vertical axe wound with sideburns, vertical bacon baguette, velvet glove, VD depository, valley of love, twot, undeniable, turnpike, undertaker, underworld, upper holloway, upright wink, upright grin, twixt wind and water, vag, vadge, towdie, toy shop, tram lines, tufted treasure, tool chest, thingamy, thingumabob, tickle-Thomas, thatched house (under the hill), tenuc, that there, teazie, tee-tee, Temple of Virginity, tender box, sugar basin, streamstown, stink-pit, stink hole, squelchy monkey, spunk-pot, squeeky, sportsmans gap, sportsmans hole, standing room for one, star over the garter, the, spadger, spice of life, smell-hole, smelly pussy, smoo, snackbar, snatch-blatch, snatch-box, snippet, snutchie, slithery, sloppy bot, slice of life, slime-hole, slippery slued, skincoat, sink of solitude, Sir Anthony Blunt, scum-twat, shake bag, serpent socket, she-thing, sheer hell, shmoya, sensible part, shot-locker, seed plot, scat, sardine can, satchel, satin doll, rotten crotch, red ace, red lane, red snapper, rest and be thankful, rob the ruffian, rocket socket, pudendal sanctum, puka, quarry, rag box, premises, pretty-pretty, prick-holder, power U, private passages, privy chose, privy hole, promised land, middle kingdom, mine of pleasure, mapatasi, melting pot, mespot, middle cut, mamas box, main avenue, lower mouth, lowlands, lucky bag, love sheath, love's fountain, love's harbour, love's paradise, loves pavillion, love chamber, love flesh, love canal, love channel, life's dainty, lipped underside, lipped pudendal entree, little kitten, little monkey, living fountain, lobster pot, lodge, knish, kut, la belle chose, kettle, lady flower, lady star, lamp of love, Joe Hunt, joy-furrow, joy trail, juicy sewer, junioress, keyhole, Jacob's ladder, itching jenny, ivory gate, jelly box, jelly cave, Jerusalem artichoke, jewel case, polly-nussy, pond, pocket-book, pocketbook, poe, poontenanny, poor man's blessing, poozie, pooz, portal of love, portal of Venus, Pink Palace in the Black Forest, pink velvet sausage wallet, plaquet-box, organ of generation, pink eye, peach-fish, peculiar river, parts of shame, oyster-catcher, padlock, palace of pleasure, panty pudding, organ of reproduction, orgasm chasm, oracular portcullis, open well, open wound, open C, oat bin, nook, nooker, nick in the notch, night depository, nonesuch, nonsuch, nether mouth, netherland sanctum, never out, the, needle case, needle-book, muliebral fascinallia, mute mouth, mystic grotto, mouth of nature, mouses hole, much-traveled highway, zosh, yoni, worst part, yard measure, zither, wicket, vicious circle, whisker biscuit, whisker pot, wonderland, ware, rest and be thankful, warm place, warm fuzzy, warmest place, waste pipe, way-in, wet-mop, wheel, where uncle's doodle goes, black mouth, blennorrhagia, budgie's tongue, altar of love, altar of pleasure, autosuck vagina, beef in the can, be in a woman's beef, cherry pit, cherry-stuffing, butterflies, the, carpet, Clint Toris, clit, cunt down, cunt fart, cunt hair, cunt pie, clown's hat, coochied, coitus profundus, coitus vadosus, colpyle, colpopathy, crackish, decunt, Dutch sea wife, double penetration, door bell, expressive button, female cock, female organs of reproduction, female organs of generation, female pudendalia, female pudendum, fleshy excrescence, frizzle, front door mat, furry bush, furry hoop, forest bush, garden hedge, goal keeper, generative organ, in vaginam, playing field, pleasure garden(s), pleasure ground(s), pleasure place, plush, PIV, pleasurable underside (of the female), Jeanette Talia, Jody, little shame tongue, love bud, love button, moss, pussy hair, sensitive spot, shame tongue, slit bit, spare tongue, stubble, tail for the cock, tickleables, tastebud, vagina dententa, usher of the hall, tuna town, vaginal urination, womans privates, whidgey, wrinkle, YMCA, yum-yum cake, stinkpot, stink pot, staff-breaker, prick-skinner, prick-scourer, growler, hell, fly-cage, fireplace, fires of hell, cave of harmony, controlling part, Abraham's bosom, butcher's window, butcher's shop, biter, box with teeth, boy hole, bob and hit, flat cock, fly-catcher, eel-skinner, diddly pout, dumb glutton, growl and grunt, grumble and grunt, hone, holy-of-holies, groan and grunt, grasp and grunt, gasp and grunt, queen of holes, rattlesnake canyon, rough-and-tumble, rough-and-ready, rough-o, stadge, sharp and blunt, toot toot, tuzzy-muzzy, vagina loquens, vacuum, mousetrap, monilia, mill, manhole, Jack and Dandy, mouse trap, mouth that cannot bite, the, mouth thankless, the, mouth that says no word about it, mouth that says no words, nasty, nether lips, vagetarian, vagitarian, velcro strips, vertical bacon sandwich, Venus mound, Vagina Littlefinger, vibrating masturbator, wanton ace, virginal membrane, virgin membrane, virgin treasure, vaginal ballooning, vaginal rim, vaginal orgasm, vaginate, vaginismus, twin, twitchet, two-leaved book, twat fuzz, twat mat, twat rug, undercarriage, undercut, undergrowth, till, tinderbox, three-legged beaver, three-ring circus, tufted honor, tuna fish, triangle of love, trinket, treasure, stink-anger, strawberry patch, tail feathers, sugar bush, sugared diamond, temple of low men, tail stew, thicket, tenpin, shoving a sausage up Regent Street, Shooter's Hill, short and curlies, short hairs, silent beard, spot, steel woolies, split apricot, rubyfruit jungle, rubyfruit, rug, scallops, secrets, secret works, road less traveled, quim wig, quim bush, quim-whiskers, rails, pussy beard, pussy cover, pull out, pum-pum, pudendum muliebre, praline, prawn of pleasure, pubickers, privy members, privities, prides, naviculans, necessaries, Netherlands, natural places, nature's tufted treasure, nature's veil, moving parts, mowed lawn, muffet, muliebra, Mount Joy, Old Frizzle, one-man band, Orchard of the Hesperides, portals of sex, piss flaps, palace gates, ox drapes, parts of generation, parts of reproduction, passion flaps, parsley patch, parsley bed, peeping sentinel, penile-vaginal, penis femininis, penovaginal intercourse, penovaginal, pink flaps, pink bits, Jemima, kitten's ear, joy buzzer, jointess, little Mary, little ploughman, like chucking a sausage down the Old Kent Road, like chucking a worm up the Mersey Tunnel, leg beard, lawn, ladys welcome mat, key, labs, Mary Jane, mat, mot-carpet, meat tarp, moss rose, magnet, maiden ring, low Greek, lower cynosure (of the female), lower wig, lower lips, male catcher, man catcher, garden gates, gentlemans delight, gentlemans garden, get a leaky faucet, fuzzies, furze, furry mound, furze-bush, fuzz, grass, gooseberry bush, Grove of Eglantine, golden mound, green grove, green meadow, give a bit of hard for a bit of soft, give a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give mutton for beef, hymenal ring, intromission, intimate bits, intimate parts, introduce the captain, introduce the captain to his pie, hairy magnet, hairy lasso, Hairyfordshire, hanging bacon, hairy pipi, hairy whizzer, high Greek, hawk one's mutton, hive, ear-between-the-legs, double doors, Dilberry bush, doorkeeper, Doderlein bacillus, cut and come again, crack a teacup, cuntocks, dew-flaps, delicate tissue, delta, Elysian Fields, fancy bit, fanny hair, female phallus, essentials, female goodies, Fort Bushy, forecastle, fore and aft, front doors, Full lips, fill lips, fumbler's hall, fur below, fur, front door work, front garden, fuck flaps, fuck fur, fish mitten, fleece, flesh beer towels, fish lips, fiddle bow, fish pond, flabby lips, female vulvar apparatus, fern, figa, fill one with come, fillet o' fish, fire in the air, beetlebonnet, blood flaps, bits, black badger, bit of front door work, bit of hard for a bit of soft, bit of snug for a bit of stiff, bit of flat, black cat with its throat cut, cachanca, bury the hatchet where it won't rust, butter the bacon, bushel-cunted, bushy, briar pach, Brillo pad, brother of the gusset, brown madam, budget, bovine drapes, brakes, aunt Annie, bacon bomb doors, bacon rind, bacon sandwich, bacon strips, anoperineal, a bit of flat, a bit of front door work, a bit of mutton, a bit of hard for a bit of soft, a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, a-one and a-two and a-three, Apostle's grove, apparatus, apparatus urogenitalis, armored division, bear trapper's hat, bearded, bearded taco, bearskin, bats wings, baz, beef jibber, beef curtains, belly thicket, belly whiskers, below the navel, between the legs, big V, belly bristles, bermuda triangle, concern, cooter, columns of Venus, colpectasia, colpismus, colpochoresis, cradle, crown and feathers, croupade, crowbar, cunt lips, dangling a worm in a paste bucket, dangly bits, cunny-skin, cunnus, cunt carpet, cunt curtain, curlies, curls, curly hairs, curtain drop, cat flaps, catmeat, catsmeat, center of attraction, center of bliss, center of desire, center spot, central cut, center of joy, center of the senses, central office, cheat the census, cherry pudding, chocha, Chin Dildo, chin rest, choca, chucking a sausage down the Old Kent Road, chucking a worm up the Mersey Tunnel, chooch, clover field, cloth, cloven inlet, cod cove, zebra fanny, yellow road, womfer, wings of the vulva, wools, woolies, whistle in the dark, whelk, wig, wholesale, whim-wham, whim, whisper pot, whatchamacallit, water mill, water worker, vagina dentata, velvet, snapper, snapping turtle, sperm-sucker, man trap, mantrap, marble arch, maw, Miss Laycock, mole-catcher, Molly's hole, milk can, milk jug, milk pan, milker, milking pail, mot, mother of masons, mouser, milt-market, milt-shop, money-maker, Mons Meg, monosyllable, mortar, man-hole, lovers lane, love glove, love lane, love muscle, love nest, ladder, ladies' treasure, Lady Jane, lapland, leading article, Leather Lane, ling, lips, long eye, Lord knows where, lock, lock of locks, joy box, joy hole, joy spot, kitty-cat, kitty, knick-knack, kennel, justum, jelly bag, jimcrack, jing-jang, Jack Straws castle, Jack and Danny, jam pot, Janey, jaxy, pilose adit, periwinkle, passion pit, P-maker, pit, placket, pintle-case, pipkin, pink surprise, pot, pouch, pouter, poozle, pleasure boat, poonce, pole vault, pole hole, organ, outer vulvar lips, old hat, opening, oracle, nonny-no, nonny-nonny, nock, nockandro, nooky, noose, notch, nothing, novelty, Number Nip, nookey, O, mustard pot, naggy, name-it-not, nameless, nappy dugout, naughty, nautch, nest in the bush, nether end, nether eye, niche, nick-nack, spread, stench trench, stink, stank, split kipper, split-tail, slash, sleeve, sluice box, sluice, shrubbery, sex organon, sex skin, sexual organon, prime cut, prickholder, prick-purse, punce, punni, punse, purse, rat-hole, rabbit pie, road to a christening, rose, rhubard, seminary, scratch, salt basin, salt cellar, valve, vertical smile, void, vulva, Venus flytrap, venerable monosyllable, Venus highway, urethra, urinator, tunnel of love, tunnel, twidget, twim, twatchel, twam, twachel, twammy, that thing, thatch hatch, tailgate, target, sunny south, sweet-scented hole, tail gate, stoat, suck-and-swallow, trench, trap, trout, tu quoque, thingstable, tip the velvet, tirly-whirly, tit-mouse, tootsie-wootsie, tootsy-wootsy, touch-hole, tool box, toolbox, coffee house, coffee grinder, coffee shop, coin-slot, Cock Inn, Cock Lane, cock-pit, chopped liver, chow box, chuff box, churn, churner, clam, chimney, chasma, chambre of Venus, cave, central furrow, cellar, cellarage, custom-house, cunny-warren, dark, dark hole, damp, the, cuntikin, cuntlet, cuntkin, Cupids furrow, crown of sense, cuckoo's nest, cunnikin, cunning, cranny, cream-catcher, cream jug, Crescent Moon, crinkum crankum, crackling, coynte, colpalgia, cornucopia, coupler, contrapunctum, best in Christendom, Birchington Hunt, Berkeley Hunt, berk, Berkshire Hunt, beehive, bald man in a boat, ballooning, bawdy monosyllable, Beave, The, bee-hive, arsenal, artichoke, atresia vaginae, ABC, alley, baby in the boat, aperture, axe wound, bottomless pit, breadwinner, bull's eye, bung-hole, bunghole, Burlington Hunt, canyon, Cape Horn, Cape of Good Hope, carnal trap, butter boat, butter box, button hole, buttonhole, C-food, black hole, black joke, bit of flesh, black ring, blart, black box, blurt, blind eye, booty, boy in the boat, flange, fie-for-shame, fuck-hole, fuckhole, fool trap, evening socket, Eves custom-house, eye that weeps most when best pleased, factotum, fadge, ditch, divine monosyllable, do the bowling hold, delicate glutton, dog's mouth, doodle-case, doodle sack, doughnut, downy bit, dumb oracle, hirsute oyster, hey-nonny-no, hidden treasure, hairy wheel, hatchi, hairy ring, halfpenny, handfucking, handballing, hairy Mary, hairy oracle, gully, gully hole, gymnasium, gym, ha'penny, haddock pastie, introitus, itcher, ineffable, ingle nook, inner vulvar lips, hypogastrian cranny, honey pot, honeypot, hoop, hot box, house under the hill, husband's supper, Holloway, hole-of-holes, hold a bowling ball, goat milker, golden doughnut, gloryhole, glue pot, gluepot, gee, giggy, gimcrack, ginch, gristle-gripper, gorilla burger, Grand Canyon, gravy-giver, gravy-maker, fuzzburger, fuzz burger, futz, gammon, Gate of Horn, garden of love, garden of pleasure, gash, wayside fountain, where the monkey sleeps, winker, world's smallest hotel, woman's commodity, you-know-what, you-know-where, yum-yum,

2006-11-21 [RitoriMisu]: (From http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/vagina .)

2006-11-21 [Absent]: That's...a lotta vagina...

2006-11-21 [Burned Out]: "cunnikin"? o.0;

2006-11-21 [Nekko Fox]: I suppose it's a lengthened version of the term 'cunny'...

2006-11-21 [Burned Out]: Possibly. I just found it amusing. Among the rest that one just made me laugh.

2006-11-21 [Lady Di]: HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT [RitoriMisu]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!

2006-11-21 [Nekko Fox]: It really is amazing because when you think about it...somebody had to WRITE ALL OF THAT DOWN!

2006-11-21 [Lady Di]: ya really! who has the time for that now a-days??

2006-11-26 [calico jac]: thats so many names for vagina

2006-11-26 [RitoriMisu]: xD Just doing my part to better FAKE!

2006-11-27 [Nekko Fox]: Thank you Kieli!

2006-11-27 [RitoriMisu]: -patpats- Youre welcome, kawaii one. :)